Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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