dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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