the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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