seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
