Reggie can tackle my bush.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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