dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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