A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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