why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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