you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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