he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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