I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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