Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
he wants to bone in the snuggie
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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