do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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