I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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