Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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