I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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