bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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