Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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