every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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