i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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