Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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