I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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