Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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