She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
