I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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