I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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