hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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