There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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