She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow