there was a trapeze. enough said
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops