quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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