ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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