You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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