Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
