I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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