Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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