Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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