Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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