you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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