hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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