I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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