i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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