guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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