yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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