I think i peed on brittanys purse
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
