So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
