I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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