We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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