The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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