yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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