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(434): View more from Virginia

He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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(480): View more from Arizona

So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.

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(740): View more from Ohio

There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again

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(210): View more from Texas

Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.

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(516): View more from New York

I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare

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(581): View more from Quebec

I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!

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