what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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