Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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