Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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