Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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