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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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