Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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