She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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